♥ "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne
♥ No one is listening, until you fart.
♥ Floozy - A woman with the morals of a man.
♥ "Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." Joey Adams
♥ "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige
♥ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
♥ "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." Margaret Mead
♥ Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
♥ A dog may be man's best friend, but a child's best friend is a puppy.
♥ Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
♥ "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
♥ "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." William Congreve