Sweet Bet

"Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

No one is listening, until you fart.

Floozy - A woman with the morals of a man.

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." Joey Adams

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." Margaret Mead

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

A dog may be man's best friend, but a child's best friend is a puppy.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." William Congreve

Sweet Bet